Tag: humour
member name: Rory M.
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September 08, 2007 11:55 PM EDT --
My Mom is a stalker.
She follows me everywhere I go.
When I’m playing in the back yard, she watches me through the slats on the blind. She thinks I can’t see her, but I can.
She drives me . . . more
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October 14, 2007 11:01 PM EDT --
Everyone who does laundry on a regular basis knows the mysterious nature and frustrating prevalence of odd socks.
Rarely do symmetrically limbed people wear a single sock. One either goes sockless . . . more
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September 09, 2007 12:16 AM EDT --
When Janice woke up, everything seemed the same. Her same old slippers were lying on the floor beside her bed, same as always. Her same old bathrobe was hanging on the end of her bed, just the same as . . . more
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July 05, 2007 11:32 PM EDT --
Mandy knew to the minute when she had first started to become suspicious: 12:43 p.m. last November 8th, a Thursday. She was running late, having intended to take a short lunch break. The sales guys were . . . more
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August 19, 2006 09:03 AM EDT --
I'm not normally a picky person, though I do have my standards. When it comes to using a public washroom I'm not exactly a fanatic for sparkling cleanliness, but there is a level of filth beyond . . . more
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September 16, 2007 02:23 PM EDT --
We've all heard of WASPs (White Anglo-Saxon Protestants), or YUPpies (Young Urban Professionals) or of DINKs (Dual-Income, No Kids).
Well, I have a new social acronym, one I've created . . . more
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November 12, 2007 10:56 AM EST --
Given the title of this piece, it could be a charming little story about forest creatures, about a gentle but eerie sounding Loon who lived on a quiet lake and magnificent Buck , or Stag, who came . . . more
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May 22, 2008 09:57 PM EDT --
This is the fourth installment of a series of articles I recently began to pay homage to words that have had special meaning in my life. Links to the first three articles will appear at the end . . . more
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September 29, 2006 10:27 PM EDT --
I had just finished a 17 hour day at work and was on my way home, exhausted beyond words. The day had capped off three weeks of gruelling work to finish the project that had been assigned to me, the project . . . more
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July 08, 2007 12:13 PM EDT --
The mid-life crisis has long been widely recognized as a common stage of maturity and growth in the lives of humans.
There comes a time when a person recognizes that the time remaining to them is likely . . . more
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October 24, 2007 09:09 PM EDT --
Jan 21, 2008 - Washington - President Hillary Rodham Clinton has been in office less than 24 hours and she has already solved the nation's Energy Crisis and brought the lingering Iraq War to . . . more
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November 26, 2006 09:44 AM EST --
I married my wife for herself, but her extended family were a pretty good throw in to the deal. (I am the only man I know who laments how short a time he got to enjoy his mother-in-law.)
Recently a bunch . . . more
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November 26, 2006 09:49 AM EST --
This is a follow up anecdote to my "Pie Tales, vol. 1" in which I related a recent humorous incident involving a slice of lemon meringue pie and two of my in-laws. My in-laws, as I alluded in . . . more
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